biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 3

by biped
6-09-04


	I love BUTTS! I love TITS! I love girls with BIG FAT ZITS! But the thing that gets me hottest, no dooooubt --


	-- is the thing that EMITS -- a smell that sends me into FITS -- have you guessed what I am talking abooout?


	-- it's the THING that RESIDES -- in SANDALS, PUMPS, or SLIDES -- and the thought of it provokes me to DAAANCE!


	It's the thing that I LOVE -- and it makes me want to SHOVE -- every one of them I see into my PAAAANTS!


	It's the FOOT! Oh my GOD! I don't care if I am ODD! I will yearn to suck and lick it till I'm DEEEEAD!


	There's a LEFT! There's a RIGHT! And I want them EVERY NIGHT! Just a million feet and me inside my BEEEED!