WW 21: Mr. Swooft Fails To Get Laid

Author: biped

Date: July 16, 2004

by biped
7-16-04
...so that's why I think Lucas should've let someone else direct "Menace" and "Clones." I mean, "Empire" was better than "Hope", right? Huh? Right?
...and Milkshake likes his treats in a special bowl. And Froo-Froo will only let Victor style her poodle-do's. And Muffy-Wuffins is so adorable -- he thinks that I'm his Mommy.
...so, is it fun to be a midget? Or do you get tired of having your face in everybody else's crotches and assholes all the time? And being the first to smell all their farts?