The Day Captain Chip's Singing Penis Ran Away From Home

Author: biped

Date: August 15, 2004

by biped
8-15-04
OH NO! I can't find my PENIS! I think it may have RUN AWAY FROM HOME!
"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now!!! It's just a spring clean for the May Queen!!!"
HOLY SHIT! Can you sign a record contract? Or at least spew something on it?
"Round-round, get around, I get around!!! Ooo-WOO-ooo-ooo!!!"
DICKY! I thought we were a TEAM! *CHOKE!*