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CC 254: The Six O'Clock News With Goo-Goo And Ying-Yang

by biped
8-18-04


	Welcome to the Six O'Clock News. Today's top story -- Oprah Winfrey pee-peed in her panties today and it ran down her legs and into her shoes, and then she sat down and pee-peed some more.


	It happened live on her top-rated afternoon talk show, where witnesses reported seeing a dark stain in her crotch area, followed by thick dribbly trickles of yellowish pee-pee all down her legs.


	Winfrey continued to sit in the fetid, foul-smelling pee-pee throughout the remainder of her interview with Julia Roberts, who struggled to choke back wracking waves of stomach-churning nausea.


	The actress finally began to vomit uncontrollably when Winfrey suddenly pulled her panties down, perched on the back of her chair, and took a huge, steaming doo-doo in full view of the audience.


	She then hopped down, flung off her shoes, and began to dance around in the horrendous pile of her own doo-doo, screaming "Blah blah blah, I like to dance around in my own smelly doo-doo."


	Her assistants tried to restrain her, but she began to blast a fresh wave of diarrhetic doo-doo at them straight out of her big, smelly butt. And that's the news for today! Stay tuned for "Seinfeld"!