biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Jerkin' Nine To Five

by biped
8-27-04


	I, uh...notice you're not wearing any pants today. Any particular reason?


	Well, sir...I like to masturbate while I'm at my desk... and not wearing pants increases my immediate access to my... err..."wiener."


	I see. And...do you masturbate at your desk often?


	At least once a day, sir... sometimes up to five times per day, if I'm really, really...you know..."horny."


	Ah. Well, clean out your desk. You're fired.


	Is it because of the frequent masturbating? Or are you still mad that I lost the Bickerson account?