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"Pretty funny, I guess"
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"I think you just broke my brain"
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"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
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"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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CC 258: Pirates Are Dangerous

by biped
9-17-04


	Take off that fruity pirate git-up, ya bilge-swillin' landlubber! Ya look like a prancin' fairy!


	I certainly will not, you rough, foul-smelling oaf. I happen to be going to a costume party.


	ARRR!!! Get shed of that frilly kiddie costume right now, or I swear I'll lop off yer head 'n' feed it to me pet crocodile!


	You come near me with that awful thing and I swear I'll report you to the police. And don't think I won't do it, either.


	HAH! Told ya! Now let's see yer headless corpse go prancin' inta the police station blatherin' about the mean ol' pirate! THAT'D be a larf!