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*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public.
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| Man, I haven't taken a shower in about a month and a half. | |
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| Me, neither. I've sweated over the same sweat so many times my armpits smell like onions and piss. | |
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| Sometimes I like to run my finger up my crack and see how much buttcrust I can dig out. | |
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| Yeah, I mined a huge wad just this morning and rolled it between my fingers until it disintegrated. | |
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| Oh, yeah -- I have loads of gooey cheese between my legs, too. | |
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| Better scrape some of that off before you go out in public. That's where a lot of the stench comes from. | |
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