Sit-Com Staples - "Junior Runs Away"

Author: biped

Date: October 14, 2004

by biped
10-14-04
Mom...Dad... (sniff) I...I'm running away from home.
Oh, you are? Well, good luck, son. (chuckle)
Of course, your mom and I will miss you, son. But if this is what you really want to do, we won't stop you. (wink)
Goodbye, Timmy. Don't forget about your dad and me when you're out in the cold, dark, scary world all by yourself. (wink)
Later...
I don't give a fuck if you tired! I got forty mo' blow jobs lined up fo' you tonight, BITCH!
FUCK YOU, Skeet! One of these days I'm gonna feed you your own fuckin' BALLS!