biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CC 263: "Amazing New Products!" -- 3

by biped
10-26-04


	Well, now it's time to introduce -- the brand new Shmopeil "Vibe-O-Lux" Personal Vibrator! Why, it's just the thing for those tired, aching muscles!


	Oi've got a tired achin' moosle ya can troi it oot on, Nan-ceh -- me big, throbbin' willie!


	John! That's not what it's for! It's for massaging those tense, knotted-up back and neck muscles, and --


	Horse shite, Nan-ceh! This dandeh li'l item is perfect fer shovin' up yer quiverin' snatch an' groindin' away loik theh's no tomorra! Give 'er a go, eh?


	Well...if you say so...ooh! That feels funny!


	Deloightful! Now be a good lass an' shove 'er up me bunghole, eh, luv? Noice an' deep, up to the 'ilt, that's a dear!