CC 263: "Amazing New Products!" -- 3

Author: biped

Date: October 26, 2004

by biped
10-26-04
Well, now it's time to introduce -- the brand new Shmopeil "Vibe-O-Lux" Personal Vibrator! Why, it's just the thing for those tired, aching muscles!
Oi've got a tired achin' moosle ya can troi it oot on, Nan-ceh -- me big, throbbin' willie!
John! That's not what it's for! It's for massaging those tense, knotted-up back and neck muscles, and --
Horse shite, Nan-ceh! This dandeh li'l item is perfect fer shovin' up yer quiverin' snatch an' groindin' away loik theh's no tomorra! Give 'er a go, eh?
Well...if you say so...ooh! That feels funny!
Deloightful! Now be a good lass an' shove 'er up me bunghole, eh, luv? Noice an' deep, up to the 'ilt, that's a dear!