CC 263: "Blazing Pintos" -- 2

Author: biped

Date: October 27, 2004

by biped
10-27-04
Well, there's your new commercial. How do you like it?
LIKE it? Are you INSANE? It showed our product BLOWING UP and KILLING a COP!
Ehh...collateral damage. Besides, we blamed the "blowing up" part on terrorist envy of your product's greatness.
Hmm...that could be a selling point, I guess...
Shit yeah, Pops. "Buy A Pinto -- Piss Off A Terrorist." This shit practically writes itself.
Yes...YES! Why, now I'm GLAD they explode!