Bad Noose For St. Nick

Author: biped

Date: December 9, 2004

by biped
12-09-04
What's THIS shit? Fucking OFF-BRAND action figures? Shitty videogame knock-offs from TIAJUANA?
Look, a bad economy hits Santa just like it does everyone else, Bobby --
We, the children, allowed you to live after last year's disappointments, Santa. But this year -- you DIE!!! Prepare to be LYNCHED!!!
WHAT? LYNCH SANTA CLAUS?
Funny how his feet kept twitching even after he was dead...and that silly contorted face he made...
Yeah, he died pretty cool...well, grab his toybag. Let's pass out the shit.