biped
stripcreator donor

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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Bitchie Bitch

by biped
12-19-04


	Crudbury! Change my tampon for me. Such crudities are beneath someone of my great wealth.


	Very good, Miss Bitch. Pardon me while I fetch the rubber bunny costume.


	...and for my birthday I got a toilet made out of giant gold-studded diamonds, and toilet paper made out of billion-dollar bills, and a solid platinum Tiffany ass-wiper.


	Why, ain't that just peachy-keen. Well, see ya later, Bitchie -- it's time for me to go to my second job down at the shit house.


	Having poor friends keeps me grounded. Plus, I can pay them pocket change to have oral and anal sex with dogs, horses and cows for my idle entertainment.


	Nell tay wee erna kine, Bee-cha-hey! Hawsie may tinah weel spear mah BUTT-HOE!