CC 271: The Biff McGurk Syndrome -- 2

Author: biped

Date: December 30, 2004

by biped
12-30-04
He had the best selling pop albums.
"We may be apart, but all of my heart, is devoted to yooou...take a whiff of my love, like a fragrant dove... my love is truuue..."
And starred in the highest grossing teen sex comedies.
This sure is good fuckin' beer, dude!
Oh, no...I just jacked off in it.
Now he's been caught up in an embarrasing/disgusting/plain bizarre scandal...
OMIGOD! Your wife is HOW old, Mr. McGurk?
Eight. But, she'll be nine next month. Why, is that bad?