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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

BTC 22: Billy's Excellent Excuse

by biped
3-08-05


	Gosh! I'd better hurry up and return this book to the school library. That's the responsible thing to do!


	We call upon the best and the brightest of Earthlings to help us defeat the evil empire of Gorthon! Failure will mean the total enslavement of the entire universe! The innocent will be crushed!


	Well, it's been a long series of incredible space battles, but we finally destroyed the Gorthonites and made the universe safe for decent, freedom-loving beings everywhere!


	We could never have done it without you, Billy --you're the greatest sentient being who ever lived. Our children pray to you nightly -- our elders fervently worship you in the Holy Halls of Divinity.


	And that's why it's two years overdue.