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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

The Father O'Mallard Clone Convention

by biped
5-07-05


	I'm Clone #5. Heh -- we "under ten's" are very proud of our heritage.


	Sometimes I get to fill in for the REAL Father O'Mallard. My sermons, of course, are about "tolerance."


	I have lots of wild, uninhibited sex, and help boost his reputation among the "hot babes" in the community.


	I eat dinner at his mother's on Sunday. Dear Lord, the old bag can't cook for bat shit.


	I whack motherfuckers on..."the list."