biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CC 283: Smarty Pants

by biped
5-25-05


	So, when the fuck are they going to start making some big, expensive sports cars for midgets? I can't drive any of this shit.


	Sure you can, Sparky. Just slap a couple of phone books on the front seat and you'll be all set.


	Oh cool off, Scooter. For an extra grand, I'll have the boys in the shop whip up a nice, sporty high chair for you.


	So, how'd you happen to get this whitewall tire shoved up your ass, Bill?


	Can't talk...hubcap still spinning...