biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

FTC 68: The Bad Spur-Of-The-Moment Idea

by biped
7-24-05


	I could explain to you about chemical reactions of hydrocarbons to lunchmeat, but I'd rather tell you about Mr. Winky-Dinky Bear and the three puppies.


	OH BOY, ME LOVE MR. WINKY-DINKY BEAR! But me never hear the story about the three puppies...tell me about them! Tell me! TELL ME!


	NO! I WILL CUT A BIG HOLE IN YOUR BACK AND PUT THE STORY IN THERE INSTEAD!


	HURRY UP! CUT ME OPEN AND PUT THE STORY ABOUT MR. WINKY-DINKY BEAR AND THE THREE PUPPIES IN THERE! NOW!


	...and...and she died while I was trying to put the story in the hole...I didn't know how... I...DIDN'T... KNOW... HOW...


	Huh. Well, I didn't kill anybody. I'm just here because I won a horse-masturbating contest on "Fear Factor."