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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Abe Vigoda Theatre: Shane

by biped
10-22-05


	My name's Shane. I'm a mysterious gunfighter who wants to settle down and go straight. My, your wife sure looks nice. I mean, those biscuits.


	I'm Joe Starrett, a farmer who's getting forced off my land by a mean old cattle rancher. 'Course, I wouldn't ask you to kill him and all of his men for me. Nope.


	So, you're Wilson. I heard about you. Yep -- I heard you were a low-down... Yankee...liar.


	Well, Riker and Wilson and all the bad guys are dead, and it's time for me to go away. Bye, Little Joe.


	BUT SHAAANE! PA'S GOT THINGS FOR YOU TO DO! AND MOTHER WANTS YOU WANTS YOU WANTS YOU! I KNOW SHE DOES SHE DOES SHE DOES!