biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 12

by biped
10-23-05


	I AM THE CREATURE WHO CAN'T HEAR THE WORD "DON'T"! IF YOU SAY "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" I CAN ONLY HEAR "I WANT TO DIE!"


	NO!!! I DON'T -- UH, I WANT TO -- I MEAN, I DON'T NOT WANT TO DIE!!! I WANT NOT DON'T TO DIE!!!


	WELL, THAT SOUNDED PRETTY CLOSE TO "I WANT TO DIE!" TO ME!


	Tin-plated, coal-burning DAMN! We seem to be trapped inside a giant, smelly asshole.


	I say! I wonder who's asshole it is? Not that it matters terribly, of course.