Turd Mountain

Author: biped

Date: March 10, 2006

by biped
3-10-06
Well, we finally found it. Turd Mountain.
Yes -- the legendary mountain that is said to be a gigantic fossilized dinosaur turd.
Boy, that must've been some huge-ass dinosaur to have shit a turd of these massive proportions.
From the looks of it, it's my guess that he had an asshole roughly the size of Disneyland.
You know, Disneyland came out of Walt Disney's asshole. And then he went on TV and said, "Hey, kids--look what your old Uncle Walt just shit for you."
Walt Disney came out of a retarded buffalo's asshole.