biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

People Are Unfair To Crabs

by biped
3-23-06


	The prostitute refused to have sex with me, officer -- just because I'm a crab. I want to press charges.


	Asking a prostitute for sex is illegal, crab. I'm afraid you're under arrest.


	...well, first the prostitute refused to have sex with me, and then the cop threw me in jail -- just because I'm a crab.


	It's an outrage. Crabs only comprise 11% of the population -- yet 87% of the prisoners in Crab Jail are crabs.


	Hello, Oprah? I'm ready to tell my story now.


	Oh, no -- my special "crab" show isn't about "stories." It's about me stuffing crabs UP MY ASS.