A Merry Mix-Up

Author: biped

Date: May 13, 2006

by biped
5-13-06
Papa, how long moss I stay een thees box?
Ontil joo haff been, eh, Fed-Ex to Los Estados Unidos.
Got a rather large package for you, Mr. Unitas.
Oh, wonderful. And just in time--it'll be a happy birthday for little Sally after all.
Well, I'm tired of kicking you in the balls. Go pee-pee in the corner and sniff Woofy's butt.
Why joo do thees to me, Papa? WHY???