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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

FTC 86: The Night Bob Returned

by biped
5-21-06


	Hey, Bob! How come you're not a "hippie" anymore and helping us protest stuff? And stuff? Why, Bob, huh, Bob? Why? Huh? Bob? Bob?


	Because I'm a living corpse now, Eddie. This is the suit they buried me in. This is the way the mortician made up my face. This was the look I had when I died.


	But how come you're not buried anymore, Bob? How come you're walking around and stuff, huh, Bob, huh, Bob? Huh? Bob? Bob? Bob?


	Because my parents made a wish on some ancient talisman, for me to be alive again and return to them. So I clawed my way up out of the grave--


	Wow, that's far-out, Bob. Got any spare change?


	Uh...let me check... maybe they buried me with my lucky Kennedy half-dollar...