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"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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FTC 89: The Unhappy Customer

by biped
8-09-06


	Welcome to Hitler's Ass Burger! How may I help you?


	Yes, I'd like to know a bit more about what you chaps "claim" to be a "Hitler's Ass Burger."


	Okay--it's like as if Hitler ate all the ingredients--lettuce, tomato, onions, cheese--and 1/4 lb. of lean, grade A beef--and shit a cheeseburger.


	But you see, that's just the thing--Hitler's dead. So, who, may I venture to inquire, is shitting these cheeseburgers?


	Uh...me. But I'm a direct descendant of Hitler, on, er...on his dad's side. I'm, uh...Biff Hitler. Yeah, that's it...Biff Hitler.


	*Well then, these jolly well aren't proper* Hitler's Ass Burgers a'tall, are they, you deceitful scoundrel?**