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Helen's Secret Recipe

by biped
11-26-06


	Well, as usual, the dinner was DELICIOUS, Helen! What's the big secret behind your culinary success?


	Ha ha, oh, it's no secret, Vicki--I use DOG LARD!


	Yes, I raise the dogs from little puppies--slaughter them--and render their fat into tasty lard. But DON'T WORRY--all that good dog meat doesn't go to waste!


	You mean...the... the Swedish meatballs...


	Pure, grade-A dog meat, Vicki--cooked with savory dog lard. You've been feasting on it for years.