biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CC 344: The Origin Story

by biped
1-07-07


	Congratulations, you won the big wrestling competition. But you don't get the money due to a technicality.


	Well, you know how you won, but I don't really want to give you all that money? That's called a "technicality."


	Why...you JERK! If anyone ever robbed you, I wouldn't lift a finger to help! Even if it meant my uncle's tragic death!


	...and that's why my sheets are all sticky, Aunt May. Because I'm Spiderman.


	Peter, that's the all-time saddest excuse I ever heard.