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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Clem Clam, The Hollywood Ham

by biped
4-22-07


	Well, I made it--I'm a big Hollywood movie star now! They call me Clem Clam, the Hollywood Ham!


	What kind of pictures do you make?


	Oh, I was in a "Die Hard" with Bruce Willis... one of those "buddy" pictures...and I played Dakota Fanning's retarded dad in--


	Ha, ha! "Retarded"! What appropriate casting.


	Oh, yeah? Well, it would be "appropriate casting" if they cast you as a big, fat butthole, and--rats, I don't think he can hear me.