RCD 15: The Gaping Gornhole

Author: biped

Date: February 18, 2008

by biped
2-18-08
Crewman Leslie to Captain Kirk. I've entered the Gorn mating chamber.
Good, good. Just go on in and capture their leader, then. He's the big one.
Do you think it's safe?
Oh, of course. What possible danger could there be in interrupting a bunch of Gorns fucking? They'll probably just be really scared.
Oh, my god...I'm wearing a red shirt.
You'll get a commendation for this.