Ed 'n' Edna

Author: biped

Date: May 5, 2008

by biped
5-05-08
WHEW! Finally got those fucking taxes done. And now I'm all set for some hot sex and some sweet, sweet orgasms.
(BLUSH!) Oh, ED! (GIGGLE!) I'll put the kids to bed and run up and slip into something more--
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I wasn't talking about YOU! I was talking about going out and committing a few juicy rape-murders out on the Interstate.
GASP!!! You mean YOU'RE the dreaded I-20 MANGLER?!?
Yep. And if you breathe a word of it to anyone, I'll kill the kids.
YOU--YOU--well, just don't expect anything special for dinner tonight, "Mr. Leftovers."