Star Search Trek 3

Author: biped

Date: July 8, 2008

by biped
7-08-08
Scotty, beam Spock back onstage. OH, MY GOD!!! PEEEE-YEEEEEW!!!
My father warned me against joining Starfleet. I'm resigning my commission.
Aw, come on, Spock! It was all in good fun. I can't believe you're having me court-martialed.
Shove it, Captain. Drop me off at Deep Space 9 in all haste. Oh, and kiss my warty Vulcan butt cheeks.
"Shove it, Captain... deep...in...my warty, Vulcan butt cheeks...in all haste."
See, Admiral? That's why Spock's being such a bitch--cuz he's a fag.