The Hole Story

Author: biped

Date: November 6, 2008

by biped
11-06-08
...why, you just about could've knocked me over with a hamster's butthole when she said that. So, then...
Excuse me, miss, but--"hamster's butthole"? What an unusual saying! Is it new, or am I simply behind the--
Uh, I certainly DID NOT say "hamster's butthole." I don't know what you're talking about.
But I...but you...err, perhaps I simply misheard. Pardon my error.
Doctor, I keep hearing people say "hamster's butthole", and it's terribly distressing! Can you help me?
Hamster's butthole.