CC412: Unhappy New Year

Author: biped

Date: January 4, 2009

by biped
1-04-09
This new year will be just as horrible as the old one. I just know it. I just know it.
Wow! You sound so sad! Ha, ha! That makes me feel better about myself! Ha ha ha!
How...how can you laugh at my sadness? My pain is unbearable...my soul is...dying...
Blah blah blah! Hey stupid...why don't you just stop whining and CHEER THE FUCK UP?
I wonder if there will be any "cheer" in the afterlife. Guess I'll hang myself and find out.
What?!? Don't you even fucking CARE who wins "American Idol" tonight?!?