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The Unreported Scan

by biped
4-04-09


	Captain, I've finished my preliminary scan of the planet and found it to be extremely rich in--


	Let me guess, Spock. "Dogshit." You have found the planet to be extremely rich in dogshit.


	This is most distressing. Every time I attempt to make a report to the captain lately, he finishes my sentences with the word "dogshit."


	Oh, I told him to do that. As ship's clown, I felt it would relieve much of the pent-up tension around here.


	"Ship's clown", indeed. I must say without reservation that I am entirely--


	Let me guess, Spock. "Dogshit." You are entirely dogshit.

comments on this comic

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I must say this comic is absolute-
posted Apr 6th, 2009 ( permalink )

I laughed far too loudly and too long. This was brilliant.
posted May 29th, 2010 ( permalink )

I don't even like Star Trek and I liked this one
posted Aug 15th, 2010 ( permalink )

This is Biped's finest example of hilarious grade-A dogshit.
posted Oct 13th, 2016 ( permalink )

biped says:

Such words are my moral sustenance.
posted Oct 14th, 2016 ( permalink )