biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

A Pirate's Life

by biped
10-01-09


	Uh, yeah, I be lookin' for thong underwear...uh, somethin' nice and piratey, and that won't ride up me--


	*Wait a minute. "Thong underwear"? For a PIRATE?* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!**


	Hello, Better Business Bureau? I'm a pirate, and I'd like to report--


	Hey, fuck you, asshole. We don't do "pirates."


	Well, I'm ready to come back to work here, Mr. Floyd. Can I have my old cubicle back?


	Sure, if you gargle my balls like an espresso machine.