"Actual Headline" Comics

Author: biped

Date: January 17, 2010

by biped
1-17-10
(actual headline)--"Haiti on minds of many at Golden Globes red carpet"
Haiti is on my mind.
Haiti is really on my mind.
"Haiti is SUPER on the stars' minds tonight. They are REALLY thinking about it! Now, back to the studio."
FUCK!!!
I feel just like SEAN PENN because I was thinking about Haiti-- when I FUCKED YOUR SISTER just now!!!
I feel just like MERYL STREEP because I "HAITI" YOUR FUCKEN GUTS!!!