Big City Beat

Author: biped

Date: June 16, 2010

by biped
6-16-10
Ha ha, well, Big City is safe with CAPTAIN CHIP on patrol, and--what's that? HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADING PRACTICE?
NNF...NNNFFF... UNNNNNGGHH!!!OH MY GOD!!!
That sex maniac is a MENACE TO THIS COMMUNITY! He just "pasted" all over my prize petunias!
Oh, EVERYTHING'S a "menace to the community" to you, Mrs. Hudson. You're like some kind of...well..."one-note character" or something.
Mrs. Hudson, our cable access station would like to give you your own TV show--"The Community Menace Report."
Oh, blow it out your ass, Fuck Face.