Billy in: "Billy Goat Gruff"

Author: biped

Date: February 9, 2011

by biped
2-09-11
Well, Billy...your continued insistence that the city hold a "goat parade" seems to have paid off.
Yeah, just look at all those goats! And it only took two and a half million "mock suicidal" letters to the city council.
I must've driven through five miles of two-foot-deep goat shit on my way home. The whole town smells like rancid shit.
Well, Billy accomplished something. We should at least pretend to be proud of him for it.
Billy, the Goat Parade Committee is waiting for you to come out and judge the best "goat float."
Bah, I'm watching cartoons now. Tell them they can FUCK all the goats.