Captain Lunch 5

Author: biped

Date: December 18, 2011

by biped
12-18-11
Well, looks like you win this round, Mister Breakfast.
I don't know what you're so upset about. My mom packs me a very well-balanced lunch every day.
Greetings, Mrs. Breakfast. Captain Lunch here. I'm following up a lead on your dastardly son's eating habits.
Really? Well, why don't you follow up a lead on KISSING MY FUCKIN' ASS!
Another good job well done! All in a day's work for... CAPTAIN LUNCH!
Daddy, I got a ballpark wienee stuck in my butthole again.