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| Say, Zeke! What's currently a-goin' on with you in the way of crops and whatnot? | |
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| Well, Rafe, I is a-growin' me a mess of hog taters. Yep...hog taters. Mmm-hmm. | |
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| Hog taters? Did you say hog taters? Why, what is hog taters, and why does you call them "hog taters"? | |
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| Well, Rafe, hog taters (a) smell like hogs, (b) taste like hogs, and (c) sound like hogs when they're a-cookin'. | |
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| Great leapin' horny toad sakes alive, Zeke! And is these hog taters SHAPED like hogs, too? | |
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| No, Rafe, hog taters ain't a-shaped like hogs, they is a-shaped like aircraft carriers. | |
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