Sally in: "The Ballad of 'Birdsy' Brando"

Author: biped

Date: November 1, 2022

by biped
11-01-22
...And so, many people are totally unaware that Marlon Brandon had a brother, "Birdsy" Brando, so named for his belief that he was a ruby-throated--
Hi, Mommy! Am I too late for your new "Birdsy" Brando class?
Um, well, Sally dear, err...I'm afraid this class is meant for grown-ups only, so, um, heh heh, you really can't--
Mommy, if you don't let me be in your "Birdsy" Brando class, I will kill a hundred dogs.
This just in -- horrible little girl threatens to kill a hundred dogs.
And in an unrelated story, "Birdsy" Brando is currently trending on Twitter.