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| ...but the most unpleasant aspect of being buried alive was the worms... wiggling their way into my anus, burrowing up my rectum and into my lower-- | |
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| HOLY FUCKEN SHIT BUCKY I AM TRYING TO PISS AND DO NOT WANT TO FUCKEN HEAR THIS "SHIT"!!! | |
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| ...and regarding my premature burial and exhumation, my co-worker Dick has displayed a coarse and unsympathetic attitude which not only hinders my-- | |
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| Look, Bucky, to be honest--we all celebrated your "death." In fact, three people have committed suicide since you were discovered to be still alive. | |
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| ...so, due to Becky in accounting hanging herself I still have these two opera tickets, and-- | |
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