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| Do you still have a bad hangover from the office party last night, Dick, because the most effective cure for that would be my patented full-genital massage-- | |
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| --which would entail my gently yet vigorously kneading your scrotum, testicles, and foreskin while stimulating your anus with a firm yet yielding-- | |
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| HOLY FUCKING SHIT BUCKY MY HEAD IS BLOWING UP AND I AM TRYING TO TAKE A FUCKEN PISS HERE!!! YOU INCREDIBLE DUMB SHIT!!! | |
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| ...and then my kind offer of a thorough genital massage was rebuffed by my co-worker Dick in highly unfavorable and non-"team spirit"-compatible terms, and-- | |
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| Bucky, remember that covered dish fundraiser the Employees' Association held in the breakroom last week? They've hired a hitman to kill you. | |
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