Captain Chip was walking in the park one day, when...
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| I am a character with little or no expression. | |
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| Gosh! Really? I don't understand! | |
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| It's simple -- I'm a useful tool for comics artists who want a character to convey dry, subtle humor or world-weariness. | |
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| Gee, that's swell! They usually use me for happy-type stuff, since I'm so gosh-darn happy all the time! | |
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| That's what you think...they usually contrast your chipper attitude by having you mouth profanities or sick, twisted remarks. | |
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| SHIT! FUCK! PISS! SCREW YOUR MOM! Gosh, you're right! | |
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