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| OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP! See, Captain Wanker? Being in gay porn ain't so bad! | |
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| PLEASE, call me CAPTAIN CHIP! I'm only doing these "pornos" to pay for my HERNIA OPERATION! | |
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| Oh yeah, I remember that old TV show of yours. You and your sidekick were gay, right? | |
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| NO!!! That was just an URBAN LEGEND created by the GUTTER-MINDED! | |
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| Well, it's also the plot of your next "Captain Wanker" movie, "Look Who's Boning The Boy Wonder." | |
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