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| We're here at the premier of the new Captain Wanker movie, "The Thong Remains The Same." What do you think of his new career move? | |
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| I think it's HORRIBLE! Oh Captain Chip, why? WHY? | |
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| Say, didn't you play his sidekick Chipper in the old TV series? | |
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| Yes I did, and that's why I find his descent into gay porn so disturbing. | |
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| But, isn't it true that you two were supposed to be gay? | |
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| LOOK! ATHLETES PAT EACH OTHER ON THE ASS, DON'T THEY? WELL, SUPERHEROES ARE ATHLETES TOO, DAMMIT! | |
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