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| And now, here he is, IN PERSON...the STAR of today's movie...CAPTAIN WANKER! | |
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| Hello, ha-ha! It's me, Captain Chip! Greetings, all my wonderful fans! | |
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| I'm sure you'd rather hear some fun anecdotes about my classic television series than a bunch of dirty talk about some old porn movie, so -- | |
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| My..."dick"? But... but I'm the famous Captain Chip, and... | |
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| PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, YOU FRUITY OLD BASTARD!!! | |
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