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| Scotty, beam Spock back onstage. OH, MY GOD!!! PEEEE-YEEEEEW!!! | |
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| My father warned me against joining Starfleet. I'm resigning my commission. | |
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| Aw, come on, Spock! It was all in good fun. I can't believe you're having me court-martialed. | |
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| Shove it, Captain. Drop me off at Deep Space 9 in all haste. Oh, and kiss my warty Vulcan butt cheeks. | |
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| "Shove it, Captain... deep...in...my warty, Vulcan butt cheeks...in all haste." | |
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| See, Admiral? That's why Spock's being such a bitch--cuz he's a fag. | |
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