Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

Thought-Suppressing Comics

by biped
10-09-04
O Chicken Gods, if there are indeed Chicken Gods, please hear my fervent prayer and save me from getting blown up!
Chickens don't have gods, Astro-Chicken, because they are godless heathens. Ducks, however, have dozens of gods, and I am Quackus, King of the Duck Gods.
O Quackus, King of the Duck Gods! Please save me from getting blown up!
Sorry, I just dropped in to see if there were any ducks on the ship. If there had been, I would have done something, but there aren't, so I'm afraid I can't help you.
But -- can't a duck god help a chicken? Just this ONCE -- can't a DUCK GOD help a CHICKEN?
DUCK GOD HELP A CHICKEN? Why, that's ABSURD! Ducks HATE chickens! Frankly, I'm glad you're about to blow up.

this comic belongs to set
Thought-Suppressing Comics

« Back to the Front Page