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| How come you didn't participate in the Secret Santa gift exchange this year? | |
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| So, do you not celebrate Christmas? | |
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| Oh no, I love Christmas! I'm just too cheap and bitter to spend money on people I don't like. | |
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| Do Jews believe in Jesus? | |
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| Why yes, Betty. Jesus was the first rabbinic pimp. Do all old ladies smell like moth balls and ask stupid questions? | |
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