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| and so I says to him "get the fuck away from that hooker or I'll shove that 2 x 4 up your ass and make you sing showtunes until you sound like Justin Bieber" | |
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| Wow, you really showed him. | |
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| So she looks at me and says "I'll blow your whistle, but I'm not gonna let your johnny boy in my house" than I say "WELL HE DIDN'T ASK BITCH" | |
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| Wow, you really showed her. | |
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| So I tell him "DEXTER WAS THE BEST SEASON FINALE OF ALL SHOWS" and his dumbass is like "Breaking Bad was actually better...BITCH" | |
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| Wow, he really showed you. | |
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